Steal Me This Boy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg

love at first smear

Dr. SilverFox cancelled my "lady" appointment with me this morning. I was a little disappointed to say the least - I had shaved, lotioned, and primped my ass off in anticipation of seeing him. Pathetic, I know. They kindly rescheduled me with an OB/GYN in the same office to make up for this last minute cancellation. Fully expecting a female to walk in, I was very pleasantly surprised when my doctor, Dr. Day, walked in and greeted me. Holy Hell was he cute... even cuter than Dr. SilverFox... taller, bigger build, slightly younger (probably 42ish), deeper voice, and a firmer handshake. I pretty much wet myself on the spot. I was so nervous that I missed out on his first name. Damnit! Our exam goes smoothly... I crack some dumb jokes (I do this when I'm nervous) and then it's over. I'm good to go. Before I leave, I realize that I have forgotten to see if he was married. Upon shaking his hand goodbye, I notice that his hand was ring free... jackpot... but then I got to thinking. Maybe he doesn't wear his ring because his hands are inside vaginas all day? It doesn't matter... I think I'm in love.

New Phoenix

I haven't been this excited over an album release in a while:

Did you know C.H. was Jewish?

My brother told me about this... I cracked my shit up.